96 Easter Jokes That Will Crack Up Your Peeps

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Best Easter jokes

• Why can’t Easter eggs tell jokes?
  They’d crack up.

• Why did the Easter egg feel so confident?
  Because it was hard-boiled.

• Why did the Easter egg go to therapy?
  It was dealing with some shell shock.

• What did the Easter egg say to the other Easter egg?
  Heard any good yolks lately?

• What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket?
  Two points, just like anybody else.

• What kind of beans don’t grow in a garden?
  Jelly beans.

• What kind of music does the Easter Bunny love most?
  Hip-hop, of course.

• What do you call a rich rabbit?
  A million-hare.

• How do you know if an Easter egg is crazy?
  It’s completely cracked, of course.

• What did the bunny say to his girlfriend?
  “Love is in the hare tonight!”

• Why did the Easter Bunny cough so much?
  He had a hare-ball.

• Why did the chocolate bunny visit the doctor?
  It was feeling hollow inside.

• What do you call an Easter egg that goes to the gym?
  An eggs-ercise enthusiast.

• Why did the Easter Bunny say when he had a cold?
  I feel hare-ible.

• What do you call a rabbit who works at a restaurant?
  A wait-hare.

• How did the Easter egg win the art show?
  It had some egg-straordinary paintings.

• What do you call a rabbit magician?
  A Hare-dini.

• Why did the Easter Bunny hire a lawyer?
  He needed some legal hop-inions.

• What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
  A receding hare-line.

• How do Easter eggs stay in shape?
  They eggs-ercise.

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Easter jokes for kids

• What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear?
  14 carrot gold.

• Why couldn’t the Easter egg join the parade?
  It was all cracked up.

• What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school?
  He was eggs-pelled.

• Why did the Easter egg hide?
  Because it was a little chicken.

• What’s an Easter egg’s favorite day of the week?
  Any day but Fry-day.

• What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport?
  Basket-ball.

• Why don’t Easter eggs go out at night?
  They don’t want to get beat up.

• What do you get when you find a rabbit with no hair?
  A hairless hare.

• Why did the Easter egg go to bed early?
  Because it was eggs-hausted.

• What do you call a bunny with a calculator?
  A mathema-hare-cian.

• What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?
  A hot cross bunny.

• What do you call a rabbit’s favorite game?
  Hide and peep.

• What’s yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees?
  The Easter bunana.

• What did the mommy egg say to the baby egg?
  You’re egg-stra special.

• How does a rabbit brush his fur?
  With a hare-brush.

• What kind of books do Easter Bunnies like?
  Ones with hoppy endings.

• How does the Easter Bunny paint all those eggs?
  He hires Santa’s elves during the off-season.

• What’s the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly person?
  One’s a hare-head and the other’s an air-head.

• Why did the Easter Bunny go to the dentist?
  To fix his buck teeth.

• What’s a rabbit’s favorite season?
  Spring, because that’s when every bunny hops outside.

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Easter dad Jokes

• What’s a bunny’s favorite kind of math?
  Multiplying, of course.

• Why did the Easter egg bring a ladder to brunch?
  It heard the drinks were on the house.

• What do you call an Easter egg that lifts weights?
  An eggs-ercise champion.

• How does a bunny stay healthy?
  Lots of hare-obics.

• What’s a rabbit’s favorite restaurant?
  IHOP.

• Why did the Easter egg attend driving school?
  To learn how to eggs-celerate.

• What do you call a rabbit who loves to garden?
  A plant hare-ent.

• Where does the Easter Bunny get his supplies?
  At the hare-dware store.

• What’s an Easter egg’s favorite subject?
  Egg-ebra.

• Why did the bunny bring dental floss to dinner?
  To clean between his buck teeth.

• What do you call a rabbit carpenter?
  A saw-dust bunny.

• Why don’t Easter eggs tell secrets?
  They might crack under pressure.

• What would you get if you crossed a rabbit with a famous French general?
  Napoleon Bunnyparte.

• Why did the Easter egg go to the salon?
  For a dye job.

• Why did the rabbit get a job at the shoe store?
  He was good at selling hare Jordans.

• How does a rabbit keep his fur neat?
  With hare spray.

• Why did the Easter egg become a detective?
  To crack the case.

• How does a rabbit dry off after a spring shower?
  With a hare dryer.

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Easter bunny Jokes

• What does the Easter Bunny order at a restaurant?
  Eggs-actly what you’d expect.

• Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
  He was having a bad hare day.

• How does the Easter Bunny travel?
  By hare-plane.

• How does the Easter Bunny comb their hair?
  With a hare brush.

• Where does the Easter Bunny go to get new tails?
  The re-tail store.

• What did the Easter Bunny say to his Valentine?
  You’re some-bunny special.

• Why did the Easter Bunny go to the gym?
  To eggs-ercise.

• What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie?
  Hop Gun.

• How does the Easter Bunny stay cool in summer?
  With hare conditioning.

• What did one Easter Bunny say to the other at the salad bar?
  Lettuce celebrate.

• What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite type of car?
  A hop-top convertible!

• Why was the Easter Bunny so bad at arguing?
  He always jumps to conclusions.

• Why did the Easter Bunny get fired from the calendar factory?
  He kept taking leap years off.

• What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite video game?
  Hopnite.

• Why did the Easter Bunny go to the barbershop?
  For a hare-cut.

• What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite type of music?
  Hip hop and R&Rabbit.

• What would the Easter Bunny order in a fancy restaurant?
  “14 carrots, please!”

• What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite board game?
  Hopoly.

• Why did the Easter Bunny start a garden?
  For fresh hare-bs.

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Easter knock-knock jokes

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Easter.
  Easter who?
  Easter Bunny wants to give you some chocolate!
• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Heidi.
  Heidi who?
  Heidi all the Easter eggs really well this year!

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Warren.
  Warren who?
  Warren these Easter eggs going to hatch?

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Lettuce.
  Lettuce who?
  Lettuce in, we’ve got Easter eggs to find!

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Sherwood.
  Sherwood who?
  Sherwood love to find some Easter eggs!

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Bunny.
  Bunny who?
  Bunny better have my Easter basket ready!

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Orange.
  Orange who?
  Orange you glad I brought Easter candy?

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Egg.
  Egg who?
  Egg-cited for Easter!

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  You.
  You who?
  You-hoo! The Easter bunny’s coming!

• Knock, knock!
  Who’s there?
  Peter.
  Peter who?
  Peter Cottontail, hopping down the bunny trail!

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Easter food Jokes

• Why did no one want to play with the Easter bread?
  Because it was a hot cross bun!

• What did the deviled egg say to the regular egg?
  You’re too plain, you need some spice in your life!

• Why did the asparagus win the Easter talent show?
  It was outstanding in its field!

• What did the potato say at Easter brunch?
  Don’t worry, I’ll mash it work!

• Why was the Easter pie feeling down?
  It had fillings of doubt!

• What did the marshmallow Peep say to its friend?
  “You’re looking tweet today!”

• What did the hungry Easter egg say?
  “I’m dye-ing for some food!”

• Why was the Easter ham such a good spouse?
  He knew how to bring home the bacon!

• What did the hot cross buns say when it won first prize?
  “I guess I’m roll-y good at this!”

• What’s a chocolate bunny’s favorite Easter side dish?
  Mac and cheese—it’s eggs-tra gooey!

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Easter one-liners

• Never criticize the Easter Bunny’s job performance—he’s always ears-dropping!
• The Easter parade was a huge success—everybody was egg-static!
• Easter dinner was great… now I’m egg-hausted!
• The best part of Easter is the day after when all the chocolate goes on sale.
• I’m good friends with chocolate bunnies—I don’t mind their hollow conversations and they don’t mind that I’m always trying to eat them!
• I convinced my kids that vegetables come from the Easter bunny—I’m a parent who carrots a lot!
• If Easter egg hunting was an Olympic sport, I’d have a gold medal by now.
• Nobody’s perfect, but my Easter egg-dyeing skills are pretty hard to scramble.
• I will never tell my parents I don’t believe in the Easter bunny as long as I still get chocolate.
• I’m not saying I’m good at finding Easter eggs, but they should make me a private investigat-ear.
• Easter is the only holiday where putting all your eggs in one basket is encouraged.
• I’m not just good at finding Easter eggs, I’m eggs-cellent at it.
• My chocolate bunny didn’t last long—ear today, gone tomorrow.
• Just found out my Easter chocolate is fake—I’m dealing with a counterfeit bunny operation.
• I’m having a chocolate bunny for breakfast—it’s the most important meal of the holiday.
• Just dyed my eggs… they look eggs-ceptional!
• The Easter bunny’s favorite social media platform? TikHop!
• The Easter bunny must be pretty smart—he’s definitely an egg-head.

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