Looking for a Halloween sweetheart? Use one of these Halloween pickup lines to create a scary-good connection.
103 Halloween Pickup Lines for Your New Boo
Halloween will be here before you know it, and you know what that means: The creepy decorations will soon be hung, the Halloween movies will be queued up and the texts filled with Halloween memes will start coming in. It’s such a fun time of year, but make no mistake—Halloween’s a great time to get flirty too. That’s why Halloween pickup lines exist, after all!
If you’re looking to nab a new boo before the year-end holidays hit, use these Halloween pickup lines to create some scary-good chemistry at a monster bash, on Tinder, in a haunted house or wherever your ghastly heart desires. There’s a mix of pickup lines for guys, girls, ghouls, goblins and everything in between.
Let the spine-tingling flirtation commence with the Halloween pickup lines below.
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Best Halloween pickup lines
1. Are you a witch? Because you’ve cast a spell on me.
2. I know it’s Halloween, but don’t worry—I would never ghost you.
3. Call me the undead, because my heart stopped the second you walked in the room.
4. I looked into my crystal ball, and it showed us having a great future together.
5. Are you dressed as an angel, or is that just the real you?
6. I know I’m a policeman only for Halloween, but I think it’s illegal to look that good.
7. You’re such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
8. I don’t want your candy—the sweetest treat would be your number.
9. I saw you from across the room and was just dying to meet you.
10. Will you be the ghost that haunts my dreams?
11. We’re meant to be—I can feel it in my bones.
12. Isn’t it scary how your number isn’t in my phone yet?
13. Are you a candy bowl? Because you’re lookin’ like a snack.
14. Baby, you’re the pumpkin to my spice.
15. Are you a vampire? Because this is feeling like love at first bite.
16. Excuse me. I’m a little superstitious—mind if I get your number for good luck?
17. Huh, so you’re the answer to my prayers.
18. Are you a mummy? Because I’m already wrapped up in you.
19. You’ve got my heart beating faster than a belfry full of frantic bats.
20. Halloween is when ghosts, ghouls and monsters come out to play. So what’s a pretty angel like you doing around here?
21. I’m going as a fortune teller for Halloween. I’m also a really good one. You look a lot like my future wife.
22. You’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back? It’s the only one I’ve got … to fall in love with you at first sight.
23. I hear this house is haunted. We’d better stick together.
24. I know what your Halloween costume should be: my date.
25. I’d love to take you home to meet my mummy.
26. Do you like things that go bump in the night?
27. You don’t need Halloween because you look like a treat every day.
28. I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size.
29. You must be the devil because it just got hot in here.
30. Imagine being Egyptian mummies entombed together. We’d have the bandages ripped off each other within five minutes.
31. The Day of the Dead is a popular festival in Mexico. Let’s start our own version: the Night of the Passionate.
32. Werewolves can only be stopped by a silver bullet. If I was one, a silver machine gun couldn’t keep me from ravishing you.
33. Are you going as Cinderella for Halloween? Because unlike that prince, I’d take you to my place when the clock struck midnight.
34. Is your costume “my future boyfriend/girlfriend/partner”? If so, you nailed it.
35. Want to hear a scary story? You and me not ending up together. Terrifying.
36. I don’t know what the trick is, ’cause you certainly look like a treat.
Cheesy Halloween pickup lines
37. I’m not a bat, but a night with me will turn your world upside down.
38. I volunteer as your victim tonight, since you’re clearly dressed to kill.
39. Are you dressed as the most attractive person here?
40. That skeleton over there wanted to ask for your number, but he didn’t have the guts, so here I am.
41. If I was Frankenstein’s monster, I wouldn’t need an electrical storm to burst into life. I’d just imagine the sparks we could create.
42. The scariest part about Halloween is us not being a couple for couple costumes.
43. You must be made of candy because you look so sweet.
44. I’m a doctor, and it looks like you could use a checkup.
45. You’re a perfect skele-ten.
46. That’s a nice witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.
47. Let’s head to the bar and engage with more spirits.
48. If I were a zombie, I’d eat you first.
49. Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams all night.
50. I’m a vampire. Permission to bite your neck?
51. I found a great couple’s costume—want to go as the other half?
52. I’m going as a ghost for Halloween this year, but I lost half of it. So, long story short, will you be my boo?
53. I’ve decided I’m going as the Headless Horseman this year. It’s the best choice, seeing as I’m head over heels in love with you.
54. That pirate outfit looks really hot on you. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
55. Are you the Halloween heist? Because I’ll spend months plotting and planning the best way to make you mine.
56. Are you a ghost? Because it’s scary how good you look.
57. I’ll get your heart racing faster than a haunted house.
58. Your crypt or mine?
59. I haven’t crept into many crypts lately, but I wouldn’t mind tip-toeing into your bedroom.
60. We’re supposed to have an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other. Let’s give our angels the night off and let our devils make all the arrangements.
61. According to myths, humans can turn into many different creatures on Halloween. But all you do is turn me on.
62. Halloween comes around just once a year. How about we kindle a romance that lasts until the next one?
Punny Halloween pickup lines
63. You’re looking meow-velous!
64. Trust me, this connection isn’t just a bunch of hocus pocus.
65. Are you a zombie? Because you’re drop-dead gorgeous.
66. I have a monster crush on you!
67. I almost screamed like a little ghoul when I saw you.
68. You’re looking boo-tiful tonight!
69. You’re Frankenfine.
70. I’d walk through 1,000 haunted houses for the chance to ask you out.
71. What’s a nice ghoul like you doing in a place like this?
72. Be my ghoulfriend?
73. Want to meet up for some i-scream later?
74. I’ve been waiting for a ghoul like you.
75. Lookin’ gourd.
76. Hey, there, gourd-eous.
77. I’d love to get the spoo-key to your heart.
78. We can have a howling good time together.
79. Zom-be mine this Halloween.
Flirty Halloween pickup lines
80. Call me a jack-o’-lantern, because something inside me lights up when I see you.
81. I may be an angel in the streets, but I’m a real devil in the sheets.
82. I went trick-or-treating, but I didn’t get any candy. Can I have you instead?
83. Let’s get cozy together in the darkness until the sun rises. Your lair or mine?
84. Want to watch scary movies and cuddle?
85. I looked into my crystal ball, and it showed the two of us going home together tonight.
86. Ghouls relish the taste of human flesh. Can I add you to my menu?
87. Let’s take this party back to my coffin.
88. I’ve got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
89. Mind if I call you on the tele-bone later?
90. Want to get tangled in my spiderweb tonight?
91. Are you Harry Potter? Because I’d let you Slytherin to my Chamber of Secrets.
92. Call me a vampire—because I’d love to take a bite out of you.
93. You can carve my pumpkin anytime.
94. Let’s skip the tricks and cut right to the treats.
95. I could make the hairs on your neck stand up.
96. Do you believe in love at first sight or lust at first bite? Wanna find out?
97. I’m not going as a ghost this year, but you can still get under my sheets.
98. You look good in your costume, but you’d look better out of it.
99. Want to find out what I turn into at midnight?
100. Hey, my parents are out of town. That means we have the haunted mansion all to ourselves.
101. You’re sweeter than a bag of Halloween candy, baby.
102. Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
103. You should dress up as a baker for Halloween with that set of buns.
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