These funny Christmas puns are guaranteed to make Santa's belly shake like a bowl full of jelly
140 Christmas and Santa Puns That Are Elfin Hilarious
There are plenty of reasons people love celebrating Christmas: the religious significance, the festive decor and, yeah, the presents. But one of the best things about the holiday is the opportunity to get together with loved ones. Telling Christmas-themed jokes and sharing funny Christmas memes brings out the holiday humor. Before you know it, the whole family is busting a gut! To keep the laughs going, we present some of the most hilarious Christmas puns we’ve ever heard.
A good Christmas pun is equal parts clever and funny, and it has the ability to crack anyone up. Read on for sidesplitting Christmas puns that you can break out at holiday parties, Christmas dinner and other festive celebrations. We can tell you from experience, these Christmas party puns absolutely sleigh.
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Funny Christmas puns
1. Sleigh it ain’t so!
2. Single bells, single bells, single all the way!
3. Make it rein, deer.
4. Don’t mind the resting Grinch face.
5. It’s the most wonderful time for a beer!
6. Hold me closer, tiny Dancer!
7. The Christmas spirit really soots you.
8. This hot chocolate is delicious—may I have some myrrh?
9. This Christmas is orna-meant to be the best one yet.
10. You’re adorabell!
11. Simply having a wonderful Christmas thyme.
12. That’s a wrap.
13. I only have ice fir yule.
14. Who’s Santa’s favorite cartoon character? Chimney Cricket.
15. Baby, it’s coal-d outside.
Cute Christmas puns
16. Oh, deer!
17. Have a be-yule-tiful Christmas.
18. I sleigh during the holidays.
19. Don’t be rude-olph this holiday season!
20. Stocking up on our favorite holiday treats.
21. I’m ready for a winter romance, and I’ve got my ice on you.
22. I make the dough. Just call me the gingerbread-winner.
23. I’m s-mitten with you.
24. I can feel the Christmas spirit from head to mistletoe!
25. I’ve got my mind set on yule.
26. Everything is in peppermint condition.
27. You’re my snow angel.
28. Can you feel the chemis-tree between us?
29. I be-wreath in the spirit of Christmas.
30. It’s impossi-bell not to feel festive right now.
Christmas food puns
31. It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
32. Good things come to those who bake.
33. At the gumdrop of a hat.
34. We whisk you a Merry Christmas!
35. Christmas cookies are great, but I prefer a nice Santa-witch.
36. Let there be peas on Earth.
37. Season’s eatings.
38. Olive you more than Christmas cookies!
39. Have a tea-riffic Christmas!
40. I hope your Christmas is soda-lightful!
41. We’re mint to be together under the mistletoe.
42. Lettuce be merry and bright this Christmas and beyond!
43. I candy cane not believe Christmas is finally here.
44. Have an egg-cellent Christmas!
45. Christmas is nacho average holiday.
46. This Christmas, I’m reminded about how nuts I am for you!
47. Don’t go bacon my heart this Christmas.
48. Santa is coming, so brie on your best behavior.
49. Doughnut open your presents until Christmas.
50. Let’s turnip the holiday cheer!
51. Romaine calm—it’s Christmas!
52. I’ve got a crust on Christmas pie.
53. Hope your Christmas is s’more than amazing!
54. This eggnog is definitely all it’s cracked up to be.
55. Have a Christmas that’s one in a melon.
56. May your days be merry and Sprite.
Christmas puns for cards
57. When I wished you a Merry Christmas, I ornament it.
58. Wake me up before you cocoa.
59. There’s no gift like the present.
60. I request your presents at my holiday shindig.
61. I hope this card reaches you just in the St. Nick of time.
62. Merry Kissmas!
63. Have a tree-mendous Christmas!
64. Get ready to sleigh the day!
65. Have an ice holiday and a chill New Year!
66.There’s snow time like the present to celebrate the season.
67. This is fir sure the best Christmas yet!
68. Wishing you a Christmas that’s spruced up and bright.
69. Hope your Christmas is lit-erally amazing!
70. May you get everything you want this year, and myrrh!
Santa puns
71. Let’s make Santa-mental Christmas memories.
72. Did you know Santa has another favorite snack besides milk and cookies? Kringle-cut fries!
73. Tonight we’re watching Rebel Without a Santa Claus.
74. Christmas is always a Claus for celebration.
75. Christmas is a special time of year: Santa graces you with his presents!
76. Santa’s red getup really soots him.
77. It’s a simple case of Claus and effect.
78. I’m Claus-itive this will be a Christmas to remember.
79. Watch where you light the Christmas candles this year—you don’t want Santa to become Krisp Kringle.
80. No need to Claus a scene!
Elf puns
81. Be your best elf.
82. All in a day’s workshop.
83. Treat your elf!
84. Don’t forget to snap that Christmas elfie.
85. Did you hear that Christmas joke? It’s elfin hilarious!
86. Treat your elves to my homemade cookies.
87. Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
88. Believe in your elf this Christmas.
89. I have a helfy dose of Christmas cheer.
90. Did you hear about the elf-abet change? Now there’s noel!
91. Wishing elf and safety to everyone this season.
Snow puns
92. Go outside in this weather? Snow thanks.
93. Have you been nice … or up to snow good?
94. I’d never flake on you during Christmas.
95. We’re having snow much fun!
96. There’s snow place like home for the holidays.
97. Do you snow what time it is?
98. You snow the way to melt my heart.
99. You can tell which dessert the snowman brought by looking at the icing.
100. Do they snow it’s Christmas?
101. I’ll stop the world and melt with you.
102. It’s snow secret that Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year.
103. For goodness’ flake!
Christmas tree puns
104. Fir real?!
105. You could say we’re sprucing things up with the Christmas tree this year.
106. Lighten up!
107. Everything’s looking tree-mendous for Christmas.
108. Think we can branch out this holiday season?
109. Watts up, doc?
110. You’re so pine, and you’re mine.
111. This is my favorite glow up.
112. Pining for you!
113. Fir-get about it!
114. I’m a sap for a beautiful Christmas tree.
115. I pine for you this holiday.
Dog Christmas puns
116. Excited for Santa Paws to bring lots of treats.
117. Can’t wait to woof down Christmas dinner.
118. I’ll be home for the howl-idays.
119. Furry Christmas!
120. Gather ’round for some exciting Christmas tails.
121. Pawsitively having a wonderful Christmastime!
122. Counting down the days to Christmutts.
123. ’Tis the season to be furry!
124. Got my dog’s favorite kind of Christmas tree this year: balsam fur!
125. A blue Christmas? Fur-get about it.
126. Mutty Christmas and happy howlidays.
127. We wish you a fluffy Christmas!
128. Don’t go barking up the wrong Christmas tree, pal.
Cat Christmas puns
129. Meowy Christmas—and Happy New Year!
130. Ready to put on those Christmas paw-jamas?
131. What a purr-fect Christmas.
132. Crank the Christmas meowsic!
133. I’m feline festive.
134. It’s im-paws-ible to be this cute around Christmas.
135. What a meow-velous time of year!
136. “Jack Furr-ost nipping at your nose … ”
137. Out of eggnog? You’ve gotta be kitten me!
138. Santa Claws is coming to town!
139. Ma in her kerchief and I in my cap had just settled down for a long winter’s (cat) nap.
140. How about a nice hiss under the mistletoe?
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